A New Year, A New You

[m_hajime]

It's the end of the Earth year once again and time to make your New Year resolutions!

Perhaps you have something you'd like to get off your chest before the new year? Need help with your resolutions? Or perhaps you'd just like a little bit of advice? 

Our clinic is providing a free advice column, today only! Just ask/tell us whatever you like in the comments! Your anonymity is assured! 

[ooc: fixed now to allow anon comments]

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Is any revenge too much?

[m_hajime]

When it starts hurting you, yes!

Please check your local laws to ensure your revenge is without legal repercussions.

[(Anonymous)]

Is a compulsive desire to partake in outdating gaming technology due to a desire to protect another against an unsuitable lifestyle or to become that unsuitable lifestyle?

[(Anonymous)]

Then, the only limit is what you can get away with?

[(Anonymous)]

why not both

[(Anonymous)]

I'm hungry.

Also, I might be an S.

[(Anonymous)]

What is an "S"?

[m_hajime]

Revenge may also be damaging psychologically. In many cases, you don't feel better in the long term.

Please note that Rose Garden Consulting Services LLC does not condone revenge activities.

[m_hajime]

They are not mutually exclusive.

What is this unsuitable lifestyle? I would recommend less time in front of screens and more time exercising.

[m_hajime]

If you ate enough, you would become an M.

[(Anonymous)]

splendid

[(Anonymous)]

are you brave enough to test that theory?

[m_hajime]

Sadly, I have to keep my figure.

I could order donuts if I had willing volunteers.

[(Anonymous)]

i could give you a good workout

...not from the food simulator?

[(Anonymous)]

More often I'm wondering if it's true that opposites attract, or if I'm mistaking unfamiliarity for something else.

[m_hajime]

But does it work the right muscle groups?

I would never subject anyone to anything from the food simulator unless it was an emergency.

[m_hajime]

Attraction works differently for different people. Novelty can certainly play a factor. Only time will tell! Why not take a step forward?

[(Anonymous)]

i think that depends on the person

i have more faith in you now

[(Anonymous)]

If I take the initiative and realize it was novelty later on, they might be hurt...

[m_hajime]

I think I'll stick to my own diet and exercise program.

I'm quite hurt that you had no confidence before!

[m_hajime]

You might regret not taking that first step.

It isn't as if you can't end things cordially. What does the other party think?

[(Anonymous)]

I have really never felt that way.

You have given me the strength I needed to continue. Thank you. And as a favour, I recommend eating bland food for a little while.

[(Anonymous)]

If one disapproves of a lifestyle, he can hardly wish to emulate it.

I assure you, my physical routine is entirely up to par.

[(Anonymous)]

Cross-species never ends well. You should check that you match in key areas.

[(Anonymous)]

Why does disappointment in an individual hurt more than dislike? And how is it possible to make them understand this?